This is... CASTLE SAMSKULL!?!
   
SPEW: The Editorial
 
Welcome to my brand new home on the web. This is in fact, my very first web attempt, and I am looking forward to keeping a presence in these parts. As my sister-in-law recently started her antics on the web, I decided it was time I gave it a try as well. I mean, if she can do it, then it can't be all that hard. Can it? As time marches on, hopefully my skills will progress and this page may become more of an intellectual pursuit, than a pain in the ass. Can we say ass here? If I get censored with "*"s then I suppose I will know whether you can say ass or not. Well, what about pr*ck, f*cker or manroot? Enough of this chatter, it's time to see if I can set up the good stuff. Photos!!...
 
THE HALL OF SHAME
For quite some time, I've been collecting photos of my friends and family in various stages of degradation, and finally I have a use for this evidence. I would like to present the Skull family, in all their unflinching glory...
 
SAMSKULL-O-RAMA
In the fine tradition of webmasters before me (no, I am not declaring myself to be a said master) I felt as though I should tell the viewing public about myself. And in the third person, I shall do so. Here goes...
A long time ago in a state far, far away (below the Mason-Dixon line)...a young angelic boy was born. The son of a young, previously married, professional, he was raised in the big city, where he knew not of their ahh....big city ways. Amiss (not a Miss), the professional took his son, along with his wife, and strange sculptures, down South from whence he came in years long past. So far South, in fact, that it no longer resembled the South in any way. This unusual place would be known as Florida, and it would become home to this particular family.
In the years that passed, Samskull would go to school and learn the ways of the workforce. He would use his special abilities to buy the things he liked, such as action figures, comic books, CD-recorded movies, and the dreaded Carpenter's tribute album. In time, he would learn of a place, only known as "the Internet", and he would seek it out, hoping to find what he had been missing all along...his own web-page. That was the Golden Age, of which, more will be told...
 
Favorite Links
 
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DVD Resource Page
This is the place on the web to find out about upcoming DVDs, including reviews and industry critiques.

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Yakface's Realm
A nice spot to learn about Star Wars action figures.


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